If I had a Servant for a Week

If I had a servant for a week I would choose Leonardo Da Vinchi. Now there are many reasons why one may choose Mr.Da Vinchi but my reasons are completely unique to me. The reasons I would choose Mr.Da Vinchi are he is Italian and I love Italian food so he would be a great cook. Also i could have him make me some gelato. So i could have him make me all the lasagna, spaghetti, and ravioli I could posibly want. But thats only the least I would have him do as my servent for a week trust me when I say he would do alot more than that.But his biggest contribution would be making new and inventive designs for me so I could sell them for a profit, but for me only. But his main duty will still be makeing all the pizza and gelato I want and anytime I had a craving for it he would make me whatever i desired fresh and delicous.

If sharks roamed the forest

As I am walking in the forest all seems well or at least I thought it did. Then this really odd smell began to encompass the entire forest. But I can't tell what type of smell it is. Then I realize it smells like fish. Why in the Sam Hill does it smell like fish in the woods there is no river,creek,lake, or stream in the woods so were in the heck is it coming from. Then I see something in the corner of my eye but it vanishes. I think to myself what was that? Then I get a good look omg there are sharks everywhere in this forest. How is this possible? There is no water anywhere in this forest let alone salt water. Now I know what I must do a fight to the death. So I gather my weapons an m60, a mini gun, and some claymores, and last but not least some c4. Now I am ready. So I begin the battle is very long and fierce but I come out victorious with just some minor scratches. Now I get to enjoy the spoils of battle fresh sushi. Now I carve up the rest of my foes for food for my family. Now I got enough food for at least a year. As I leave the forest I think back on my battle and I think dang that was really weird but it was pretty fun.