If sharks roamed the forest

As I am walking in the forest all seems well or at least I thought it did. Then this really odd smell began to encompass the entire forest. But I can't tell what type of smell it is. Then I realize it smells like fish. Why in the Sam Hill does it smell like fish in the woods there is no river,creek,lake, or stream in the woods so were in the heck is it coming from. Then I see something in the corner of my eye but it vanishes. I think to myself what was that? Then I get a good look omg there are sharks everywhere in this forest. How is this possible? There is no water anywhere in this forest let alone salt water. Now I know what I must do a fight to the death. So I gather my weapons an m60, a mini gun, and some claymores, and last but not least some c4. Now I am ready. So I begin the battle is very long and fierce but I come out victorious with just some minor scratches. Now I get to enjoy the spoils of battle fresh sushi. Now I carve up the rest of my foes for food for my family. Now I got enough food for at least a year. As I leave the forest I think back on my battle and I think dang that was really weird but it was pretty fun.